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| Phil Harvey |
While I appreciate your charitable offer of 6 free xxx movies (a $179.70 value) for only the cost to send them to me ($9.95), I find I must decline. Although I am disconsolate at the thought of not being able to see the "gorgeous Micah Moore" learning the ropes in Naughty Amateurs and the "fresh faced Ashlynn Brooke" in Naughty Amateurs 2. I'm sure their parents are so proud.
Alas, I will also have to pass on the Girl Next Door series. Regretfully, I will not be viewing Sasha Grey's debut, Vanessa the naughty neighbor or London Keys wanting to borrow more than a cup of sugar.
I can tell you are a discreet man, as you offer to send these tantalizing videos in plain packaging. I further appreciate that you "want me to get-to-know-you", but feel the your free copy of the Adam &Eve catalog loaded with "steamy photos that will get me hot under the collar" might just be too much for me at this stage of my life. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
Sincerely yours,
Cece Brune
PS. What does "other sexually oriented materials" include?
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