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Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Diamond B Hick Quiz
Have you ever stopped along the Interstate to see if the road kill was salvageable?
Do you have more than one bumper sticker on your vehicle?
Have you owned your truck longer than you've been married?
Do you like to set things on fire? Shoot them? Blow them up?
What is God's first name?_______________.
What do you call the offspring of a mule?____________.
Name five characters from the Andy Griffith Show._______________________
What does PBR stand for?_________________
Which is worse, chiggers of ticks, and why?_____________________________
When it comes to dating family members, you should:
a. Avoid it.
b. Ask for a legal definition of "family".
Give yourself one additional point for owning any of the following: Deerstand, Gunrack, George Strait 8- track, Copenhagen.
Worth one point each if you:
Cash you paycheck at the 7-11.
Have a designated beer refrigerator.
Own a NASCAR hat.
Carry a spit cup.
Wear wife-beater shirts.