Dirk Nowitzki: So Easy a Cave Man Could Do It!

Announcer: "Dirk Nowitzki.  You and your Dallas Mavericks have just won the NBA Championship and you've been named MVP.  What are you going to do next?"                                                                                      Caveman Dirk: "I'm going to film a Geico commercial."                                                                                  All kidding aside, it really is toooo bad that the Miami Heat and all  their super stars went down in flames-or maybe just a puff of smoke. I only saw about five minutes of the last game because I refuse to generate any revenue for an entity loaded with overpaid thugs, womanizers/abusers and druggies. If I wanted cheap theatrics and violence, I'd watch wrestling.  Congratulations to the Mavericks, despite Mark Cuban.