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Monday, August 6, 2012
My Apologies to the President
Dear Mr. President,
I must apologize for the delay in writing this thank-you note. Up until a few weeks ago I was unaware that it was YOU and the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT who had actually written my books. I realize now that it was exceedingly selfish to assume that just because I spent all that time researching and writing, that NONE of these books would have been possible without YOU. What was I thinking?
Further, I would like to thank you for helping me with my Etsy shop. I never even considered that YOU were right there by my side (kinda' like an omnipresent god) sewing every seam in my reversible apron/smocks. Honestly, isn't it just par for the course that us "rich folks" are so out of touch that we actually believe in self-initiative and the free enterprise system?