1. The Miami Heat. May their over-paid roster RIP.
2. Ozzie Guillen doing commentary before the World Series. It's painfully reminiscent of trying to get technical support from a company that outsources to a foreign country. If we wanted to test our grasp of Spanish, we could hit the SAP button.
3. Brett-used-to-be-my Farve-rite player. Oh how low you have sunk! All you care about is yourself and one-upping the coach. And...what I'd like to know is, "Did you really violate the penal code?" Shame. shame, shame.