Fashion Plate

If you like Texas Jot, please take a look at my other blog, Fashion Plate. It is the home of my handmade retro Barbie clothes and lots of delicious recipes from my cookbooks.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Japan Attacks US, Eye-Witness to Two Miracles and Is Her Warranty Still Valid?

Safely ensconced on Axis soil, Japan submarined the US, thus sinking our hopes for a World Cup Victory.  It was Pearl Harbor all over again.  Who says history doesn't repeat itself?

On the homefront, I witnessed two miracles at the Diamond B Ranch.  It rained for the first time since December and PARTNER actually read the instruction manual for the pool pump.

To a more insightful note. Did the woman who drugged her husband, cut off  his pride and joy and toss it in the garbage disposal void her disposal warranty?  Would that be considered garbage or raw meat?

(As you can tell by today's entry, I am considering a career with the National Inquirer.)

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