|Least favorite person.|
|My new neighbors.|
My plan was to don camo, so they couldn't see me and carry out a sniper assault on all persons and vehicles entering the property. PARTNER says I may absolutely NOT do any of the following:
1. Erect a tollgate.
2. Slash tires.
3. Purchase dynamite.
4. Install land mines.
5. Be a party to "accidental" shootings.
6. Throw rocks.
7. Release rattlesnakes, skunks or porcupines at the well sites.
8. Hurl invectives at employees.
As far as I'm concerned, PARTNER is a terrific killjoy and is sleeping (not literally) with the enemy. I want to sell the property and walk away before I have to deal with the angst and inconvenience. He says that it is not an option, either. I guess it's the Apache way or the highway for me.