|Harmless black bag.|
|No idle threat!|
|Personalized voodoo doll enclosed.|
|They even know I love chocolate!|
4 water bottles
one Dr. Pepper bottle
grocery bag filled with sunflower seeds
and some stuff in the field I was not properly attired to retrieve.
My latest salvo was a handmade sign on the gate:
"Obviously you can't listen, but maybe you can read. This gate is to be closed and LOCKED at all times."
I'm sure they are trembling in their boots.