Hey, John...just look at what you are missing, besides my great cooking...
Just makes you feel at one with nature.
Those nice piles of dirt are part of the unfilled ditches.
Yep, another fun holiday at the ranch courtesy of Apache. The least you guys could do is give us a sign that says, "No oilfield traffic beyond this point." And while you're at it...I want speed bumps on the main service entry. Your "speed limit strictly enforced" signs have had no affect.
Oh, and by the way, I want some extra compensation for PARTNER and I for the two wells that had H2S. I understand the workers get almost double for a potentially poisonous well, so I figure you owe us something for living with the danger, too.