Alzheimer's Test: Raising the Bar

For a nation of folks that would surely tell you that they hated taking tests in school, we are surprisingly eager to take any type of personal evaluation quiz.  Test Your Sex IQ.  You Are What You Eat. Is He Cheating on You? What is the constant need we have to evaluate ourselves?
So, taking advantage of the mania, I present my own, very scientific, Alzheimer's test.
Fill in the blanks to form a word.
BEE_
W_NE
GI_
RU-
_CE
_RAN_Y
BOUR_ _ _
R_E
SCO_CH
MARTI_ _
S_INGE_
SWI_ _LE
TE_UI_ _
B_TT_ _S
_ON_C
BU_ _LY
S_AKE_
CO_ _A_
And the bonus:
_ART_ _ _ER

WARNING:
NO PEEKING;NO PEEKING;NO PEEKING;NO PEEKING;NO PEEKING, NO PEEKING
CHEATERS NEVER WIN, CHEATERS NEVER WIN, CHEATERS NEVER WIN, CHEATERS
KEEP YOUR EYES ON YOUR OWN PAPER, KEEP YOUR EYES ON YOU OWN PAPER
YOU'RE ONLY CHEATING YOURSELF, YOU'RE ONLY CHEATING YOURSELF
TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE, TO THINE OWN SELF
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY, BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY, BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY

If you answered: beet, wane, gig, rub, ace, cranky, bourdon (bagpipe), roe, scorch, martian, slinger, swindle,tenuity,buttons, sonic, busily, soaked, collar and the bonus: partygoer...you have no Alzheimer's worries and you have a good vocabulary. If you answered:  beer, wine, gin, rum, ice, brandy,bourbon, rye,scotch, martini, stinger, swizzle, tequila, bitters, tonic, bubbly, shaker, cognac and the bonus bartender...You still don't have Alzheimer's, but you might need Alcoholics Anonymous.