A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage in America. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
Alaska,California,Coastal Florida,Coastal Louisiana,Coastal Alabama,Coastal Mississippi,Coastal Texas,North Dakota,Wyoming,Colorado,Kansas,Oklahoma,
Pennsylvania and Texas...especially all around our ranch...nothing but drilling rigs.
Our DIPSTICKS are located in:
Washington,DC
Any Questions? NO? Didn't think so.
(Wish I could take credit for this. It is from the wisdom of Garfield.)
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