Fashion Plate

If you like Texas Jot, please take a look at my other blog, Fashion Plate. It is the home of my handmade retro Barbie clothes and lots of delicious recipes from my cookbooks.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Time for an Oil Change?

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage in America. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
Alaska,California,Coastal Florida,Coastal Louisiana,Coastal Alabama,Coastal Mississippi,Coastal Texas,North Dakota,Wyoming,Colorado,Kansas,Oklahoma,
Pennsylvania and Texas...especially all around our ranch...nothing but drilling rigs.
Our DIPSTICKS are located in:
Any Questions? NO? Didn't think so.
(Wish I could take credit for this. It is from the wisdom of Garfield.)

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