Name: We are not as stupid as you think.
Address: Corner of No Way and No How
Phone #: 570-265- ****
E-mail: www.eat my ****.com
# of Acres: 205
County/ Township: Bradford, Wysox Township
Are you currently receiving royalty payments? (crude hand gesture)
Best time to contact: Never
P.S. You are one of many that are trying to take advantage of people's misery. We as land owners (sic) want to be left along. So please don't **** us any more than chesapeake (sic) already has. Thank you
While Garden City boasts a population of 334, Wysox is a booming town of 1778 angry citizens. I feel their pain. After spending last weekend at the Diamond B, I have another boatload of Apache violations to report, but I'm giving this day exclusively to the poor people of Wysox. Misery loves company. Hang-in there!
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