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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Old Song, New Verse

Y'all know the famous song, "Take Me Out to the Ball Game." Saturday, during the game with Tampa Bay, a couple of Yankee fans grooved to their own tune..."Take ME at the Ball Game." After losing to the Devil Rays on Friday night, I guess this randy couple decided that they would do some scoring of their own...and the ideal location...the men's restroom. The man in question obviously knows how to get to first base. This amazing display continued for INNINGS while the couple appeared oblivious to the gathering crowds and cameras.
While the crowd outside was watching the Yankees defeating the Rays, the indoor viewers were treated to numerous home runs.  It gives the phrase, "Getcha' red hots!" a whole new meaning.  This guy was shagging something besides flies.  Yes, I could go on forever, but what I really want to know is why on one, including stadium employees, didn't break up this love fest.
Is it now, baseball, apple pie and sex? What about children trying to use the facilities?  And, how gross are you that you wouldn't stop once you knew folks were taking pictures of you? Do I ever want to use a public restroom again? Yuck, yuck and double yuck!!

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